IS SHREK REALLY LOVE, IS HE REALLY LIFE? THEORY TIME!!!

Now the most popular theory as to who is love and who is life says that both of them are shrek. However, today I am going to try and work out who it really is or what it really is, as maybe is the case. We can work this out using our good old friend, TROLLPASTA MATH. we're going to work out love first.
$PATRIXXX\; X\; exe\; +skeletons\; /\; by\; the\; possibility\; of\; them\; popping\; out(tpo)\; x\; sanic^666\; -\; 13.666\%\; of\; 666^13/\; fries^DLR/809\; +\; HPPY\; APPY\; X\; bloodwhistle^hearit\text{'}scry=shrek.$
Good, now we know that shrek is love but that doesn't automatically mean he is life as well. But fortunately their is an equation for that, too
$LOLSKELETONS^SPONGEBOXXX\; +\; (SOMEGUY\; +\; jeff\; the\; killer)^herobrine/666.13\; X\; 999-\; cheeseburgers^2\; X\; silver\; the\; tturkeyhog^senic.exe=shrek$
So it is true, shrek really is both. This totally not bullshit theory is presented to you by --) 12:22, February 21, 2015 (UTC).